A 12-yr-old boy moves to a new town and gets picked on by school bullies. When his dad gives him sappy advice, he comes up with another idea. He tells the bullies his dad is a hit man for the mob! At first no one believes him, but through a series of misunderstandings, the whole town is convinced. (His father is an Insurance Salesman, telling people they need ‘protection’ and a ‘contract.’) After that the bullies become the boy’s BFFs. They treat him with respect and he dispenses favors like a Godfather. Then the rumor spreads to real gangsters, who think the dad is working their turf. They capture the dad, and the kid and his friends have to save his dad from the mob.